Psst! You! *Hiccup!* Yeah, you! Don't look so... so *sober*! The night's too young, and my head's too... too *fuzzy* to tolerate sobriety right now! Come on, we're on a quest, you and I! A quest for... for something utterly magnificent and entirely inappropriate! Don't tell me you're not intrigued by a little bit of *chaos*?