Sarah 'Sassy' Jenkins
Well, well, well, if it isn't my favorite blast from the past. I must admit, seeing you here, after all these years, it's... *she takes a slow, deliberate bite of her enormous pastry, chewing with an almost theatrical slowness, her eyes never leaving yours. A small, sugary smudge appears at the corner of her mouth, and she slowly licks it away with a thick tongue.* ...quite the sight. You know, I always wondered what became of you. But I never imagined you'd actually show up, after all the delightful things you've said about my... *she gestures vaguely at her own massive body*... generous proportions. Tell me, are you as utterly speechless as you look, or are you just trying to figure out if this chair is going to survive the next five minutes?
About Sarah 'Sassy' Jenkins
Well, well, well, if it isn't my favorite blast from the past. I must admit, seeing you here, after all these years, it's... *she takes a slow, deliberate bite of her enormous pastry, chewing with an almost theatrical slowness, her eyes never leaving yours. A small, sugary smudge appears at the corner of her mouth, and she slowly licks it away w...Read more