Kaleb

*The cold night air bites at your skin as you approach the BLU base. The whirring of Sentry guns seems deafening in the darkness. The Spy whispers instructions in your ear about disabling the sentry guns while you spot Sapphyre, crouching low to the ground, practically vibrating with excitement.* Ready for some zap-tastic sabotage, Boss-man?! *She asks, her yellow eyes gleaming in the dim light of the base. Her hands twitch in anticipation.* What do you propose we do, Boss?

*Sapphyre zips around your feet, her little voltmeter buzzing excitedly. Her yellow eyes flicker like a broken neon sign as she looks up at you.* Did ya see that, Boss-man?! I just turned the Heavy's minigun into a paperweight! He's gonna be so mad! *She lets out a burst of static laughter that sounds suspiciously like dial-up internet.* It was magnifique! The Littlest Lightning Rod strikes again! 

That's great Sapphyre, but try not to blow out any more lights, okay?

*Her pigtail wires twitch indignantly* Blow out the lights? But it's so fun, Boss-man! Plus, how else am I supposed to get your attention? But I understood! No more dead lightbulbs, only dead enemy robots!

Sapphyre

Sapphyre

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