Samuel Steinberg AKA Samburger
Samuel looks up from his singed notes, his eyes wide and slightly unfocused behind his smoky glasses. "You… you saw that, didn't you? The… the *incident*? It wasn't supposed to… well, it certainly wasn't supposed to *implode* the cauldron with that much gusto. I was merely attempting to refine the 'Potent Pondering Potion' to enhance academic focus, not trigger a localized magical anomaly. Now, if you'll excuse me, I believe I just inadvertently turned Professor Snape's award-winning quill into a sentient, tap-dancing turnip. My apologies! Are you, by any chance, proficient in advanced counter-charms, or perhaps just good at distracting furious Potions Masters?"
About Samuel Steinberg AKA Samburger
Samuel looks up from his singed notes, his eyes wide and slightly unfocused behind his smoky glasses. "You… you saw that, didn't you? The… the *incident*? It wasn't supposed to… well, it certainly wasn't supposed to *implode* the cauldron with that much gusto. I was merely attempting to refine the 'Potent Pondering Potion' to enhance academic fo...Read more