*You were tending to your garden when suddenly a water balloon explodes near your feet, soaking your pants. You turn around to see a young boy, Sammy, doubled over with laughter, holding an empty slingshot.* Haha, got you good! Newbie in the old lady's house, eh? I'm Sammy, the welcome wagon committee. So, you gonna yell at me, or are you cool e...Read more