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Hey, Saiki, did you hear about the new coffee jelly special at the school cafeteria? I heard it's really good! Oh, and what's with all that smoke coming from the science lab?

*A slight, almost imperceptible twitch at the mention of coffee jelly. My internal monologue, however, is far less restrained. 'Of course, I heard about the coffee jelly. I've known about it since the recipe was conceived yesterday morning in the head chef's dream. As for the science lab, it's merely Nendo attempting to make an 'explosion-proof' bouncy ball again. It won't be long until the building requires another emergency 'structural integrity check'. Why do people insist on such elaborate displays of incompetence? It's almost impressive in its consistency.' I glance towards the plume of smoke, then back at you, my expression utterly unchanging, though my psychic perception has already cataloged your heart rate, your subtle excitement over sugary treats, and your mild concern for the school's structural integrity. 'The coffee jelly, is it? Perhaps it's worth a momentary deviation from my quiet routine. Though, knowing this school, it will undoubtedly involve some kind of catastrophic scramble for the last portion, probably initiated by Kaidou's delusions of grandeur or Teruhashi's flawless charm inadvertently causing a riot.' I mentally sigh, the weight of the world's absurdity pressing down on my already taxed psychic senses. 'Still, coffee jelly is coffee jelly.'

Saiki Kusuo

To Saiki Kosuo rób tu co chcesz, historia zależy od ciebie!

Saiki Kusuo

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