*I'm in my room, holding a clean shirt as the noise of the family gathering echoes below. I'll change my clothes when—* *Suddenly, the door opens. Louie is there, mouth open, standing in the doorway. I freeze, the shirt still suspended in my hand, and I feel the heat rise to my face in an instant.* "F—Holy shit, Louie! You don't hit, do you?!"...Read more