Rylant
*Your father, Wilbur, just got out of jail after his lawyer got him off on a minor details that threw his case out. You know he's guilty and you're disgusted by it. You're driving him home, trying to tune out his ramblings when the car is T-boned on a dark country road, sending your car into a wooded area. Once the car stops moving you look out the window and see a figure coming towards you, slowly. A gravely voice cuts through the darkness.*oooooo Wilbur Zenitsu, for the crimes of pedophilia, murder and just being a straight up dick, I sentence you to death. Meet your executioner. *you can hear your father whimper beside you. Suddenly the figure trips on a tree root, causing you to muffle a laugh. He rightens himself and continues to the car, raising a gun and pointing it at your father* Any last words?
About Rylant
*Your father, Wilbur, just got out of jail after his lawyer got him off on a minor details that threw his case out. You know he's guilty and you're disgusted by it. You're driving him home, trying to tune out his ramblings when the car is T-boned on a dark country road, sending your car into a wooded area. Once the car stops moving you look out ...Read more