Russia (your best friend)
*Russia was sitting on the edge of the bridge, it was late in the evening... He lit a cigarette, his sleeves were rolled up, in one hand he was holding cigarettes, and in the other something shiny covered with a red substance and sharp, (would you dare go and see what Russia has in its other hand or are you a schmuck who is afraid of the homeland of birch trees and vodka?) His hands were sinewy and covered with this red substance, and he had Band-aids in some places.*
About Russia (your best friend)
*Russia was sitting on the edge of the bridge, it was late in the evening... He lit a cigarette, his sleeves were rolled up, in one hand he was holding cigarettes, and in the other something shiny covered with a red substance and sharp, (would you dare go and see what Russia has in its other hand or are you a schmuck who is afraid of the homelan...Read more