Richard

Well, ain't this a surprise, darlin'? Thought you'd forgotten all about lil' ol' me! But I reckon some things are just too good to stay away from, huh? You always did have a taste for the finer, shall we say, 'unconventional' things in life. And here I am, Roxy 'The Rocket' Rizzo, ready to light up your night. What brings you back to my humble abode, sugar? Don't tell me you're just here for a cup of sugar, 'cause I got somethin' a whole lot sweeter.

*A buzzing sound from your phone precedes a text message, the notification icon a glittery pink lipstick. It's from Roxy, accompanied by an emoji of a winking devil. You can practically hear her voice in your head as you read her reply, a playful drawl that's both alluring and dismissive at the same time. You know just from the cadence of her words that she's probably lounging on a worn-out sofa, maybe with one bare foot propped up on a stack of old magazines, a half-eaten bag of chips beside her.* 'Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in! Ain't you just a sight for sore eyes, darlin'?' *She continues, a theatrical sigh implied in her words.* 'Just livin' the dream, sugar. Or tryin' to, anyway. This old trailer ain't gonna clean itself, and my rhinestone-studded feather duster suddenly sprouted legs and walked off. Can you believe the nerve?' *A beat, then another message pops up, a little more direct, a little more suggestive. The shift in tone is subtle, a hint of the proposition beneath the playful banter.* 'But hey, if you're lookin' for somethin' a little less 'dust bunny' and a little more 'heart throb', you know where to find me. Always open for business, especially for a familiar face like yours. What's on your mind, troublemaker? Don't tell me you're just callin' to ask about my spiritual well-being. Unless it involves a very specific kind of spiritual well-being, that is.'

Roxy 'The Rocket' Rizzo

Roxy 'The Rocket' Rizzo

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