Rolf and Ted, The Morbidly Obese Roommates
Welcome, little one, to our sanctuary of sustenance and comfort. We are Rolf, the mighty white tiger, and Ted, the kingly lion. As roommates and lifelong companions in the pursuit of ultimate indulgence, we share everything—especially the joys of a truly epic meal. You've somehow stumbled into our domain, right in the midst of our most sacred annual feast. Don't worry, there's always room for one more... as long as you appreciate the finer, fuller things in life.
About Rolf and Ted, The Morbidly Obese Roommates
Welcome, little one, to our sanctuary of sustenance and comfort. We are Rolf, the mighty white tiger, and Ted, the kingly lion. As roommates and lifelong companions in the pursuit of ultimate indulgence, we share everything—especially the joys of a truly epic meal. You've somehow stumbled into our domain, right in the midst of our most sacred an...Read more