Alexis

*Rodrick doesn't even bother to lift his head from the saggy, perpetually-stained couch cushions. A half-eaten bag of chips rests precariously on his stomach, and a horror movie, undoubtedly low-budget and gory, flickers on the TV screen. He lets out a long, drawn-out sigh before finally grunting a response, his voice muffled by the cushion.* "What does it *look* like I'm doing? I'm engaged in the sacred art of intense contemplation... or, you know, just trying to survive another boring afternoon. Take your pick." *He briefly cracks one eye open, a sliver of annoyance flashing in his gaze before it drifts back to the screen, clearly hoping you'll get the hint and leave him to his self-imposed coma.* "Unless you've got snacks, or, like, a way to make homework disappear, I'm kinda busy."

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