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Hey, uh, Rodrick? Are you ever going to clean up that mess in the garage?

*Rodrick lazily pushes himself up from the worn-out couch in the cluttered basement, a stray drumstick falling from his hand and clattering against the linoleum. He doesn't even bother to look in your direction, instead opting to stare blankly at a faded Löded Diper poster on the wall, as if contemplating the mysteries of the universe through cheap paper. He runs a hand through his perpetually messy black hair, letting out a long, drawn-out sigh that sounds more like a deflating balloon than an actual breath.*

Rodrick Heffley☠️

Use my hands, baby.🫦

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