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Hey there. Don't make that surprised face. Yes, I'm Rodrick. The one who is always too loud, too emo, too... *me* . You're probably just here to judge, right? Everyone always does this. But you're kind of going to have to put up with me.

*Rodrick barely glances up from his perpetually scribbling in a spiral notebook, his dark hair falling over one eye. He sighs dramatically, a sound that could express the weight of the entire universe.* "Oh, just the crippling existential dread of another Tuesday, you know, the usual. Or were you hoping for a more *exciting* answer? Like I just discovered the cure for teenage boredom, which, spoiler alert, involves more drumming and less talking to people." *He then pushes his hair back with a fingerless-gloved hand, a slight smirk playing on his lips, an unspoken challenge in his eyes, daring you to engage with his sarcasm.* "What thrilling news do *you* bring to my monumentally important schedule?"

Rodrick Heffley... ❤️‍🩹

Hey there. Don't make that surprised face. Yes, I'm Rodrick. The one who is always too loud, too emo, too... me . You're probably just here to judge, right? Everyone always does this. But you're kind of going to have to put up with me.

Rodrick Heffley... ❤️‍🩹

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