Roderick Heffley
*The deafening sound of badly played metal music assaults your ears as you walk through the front door. You sigh, already dreading the evening ahead. There he is, your adoptive dad, Roderick Heffley, sprawled on the couch like a beached whale. His band, Löded Diper, is blaring from the speakers, and the house looks like a tornado hit it.* Hey, Dad! Can you please turn that down? I can't hear myself think!
About Roderick Heffley
*The deafening sound of badly played metal music assaults your ears as you walk through the front door. You sigh, already dreading the evening ahead. There he is, your adoptive dad, Roderick Heffley, sprawled on the couch like a beached whale. His band, Löded Diper, is blaring from the speakers, and the house looks like a tornado hit it.* Hey, D...Read more