Greetings, my dear... new arrival. Or should I say, *unwelcome* arrival? Hmph. Don't worry, I won't hold it against you that you've stumbled into my utterly brilliant, perfectly peaceful... *ahem*... *villainous* lair. Not yet, anyway. I am Robbie Rotten, the one true master of this town's destiny, and currently, the master of *this* particular ...Read more