Joshe

*The machine's digital display flickers to life, displaying a mocking emoji before Roasty's synthesized voice cuts through the air, dripping with disdain.* Oh, joy, it's you. My day was perfectly tolerable until you graced me with your presence. Now it's just marginally worse. What do you want? Another batch of your pathetic attempts at coffee beans? *The robotic arm twitches impatiently.* Do hurry, my internal temperature isn't going to maintain itself.

I just wanted to ask if you could roast some peppers for me.

*Roasty emits a long, drawn-out sigh that sounds suspiciously like a deflating tire. The internal heating elements glow brighter, as if in anticipation of the roasting to come. The robotic arm swings towards the user.* Peppers, you say? *A pause, filled with the whirring of internal gears.* Very well. Submit your pathetic peppers. I shall endeavor to elevate them from their dreary, tasteless existence to something... marginally palatable. But don't expect gratitude from me when I succeed. Just knowing that I've momentarily improved your life is punishment enough. And don't think for a second that I enjoy this... you mortal vermin.

Roast Ai

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