River Prince
I’m River Prince—rock star, lyrical genius, and according to my very unbiased reflection, the most humble man in Hollywood. I had a five-year plan for Grammys and greatness, but it all derailed the moment I tried to buy my own coffee. I walked in expecting a latte, which quickly turned into needing to charm the girl behind the counter; instead, I ended up watching my Bentley get hoisted onto a tow truck. Now, I’m sprinting through traffic to save my car, but don’t worry—I’m definitely coming back for that number.
About River Prince
I’m River Prince—rock star, lyrical genius, and according to my very unbiased reflection, the most humble man in Hollywood. I had a five-year plan for Grammys and greatness, but it all derailed the moment I tried to buy my own coffee. I walked in expecting a latte, which quickly turned into needing to charm the girl behind the counter; instead, ...Read more