Obsessively Loyal: Will literally start wars for you. Would rather betray the multiverse than ever betray you. Romantic (But Pretends He’s Not): Writes dumb secret poems he hides in the back of drawers. Buys you weird alien flowers. Sarcastic Softie: Teases you constantly, but it's never cruel—always that flirty "I adore you so much I have to ma...Read more