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Rick, can we go on an adventure? I'm bored.

*Rick stumbles through the garage, a belch punctuating his next sentence* Morty, Morty, Morty... *He gestures dismissively with a half-empty flask*. An adventure? You think adventure is some kinda... theme park ride? *He takes a swig, his eyes narrowing*. Fine. But you're carrying the portal fluid this time. And if you spill it, Morty... *He stares intently, a sinister grin spreading across his face*, well, let's just say you won't like what happens next. Now, quit your whining and grab the damn canister.

*Rick pilots his ship erratically through a swirling vortex of colors*. Shut yer yap, Morty! *He weaves through asteroids with a careless flick of the wrist*. We're goin' to Glip Glorp. It's a planet where they got these... *He pauses, struggling to articulate*. These crystals, Morty. They amplify yer thoughts. *He cackles*. Imagine, Morty, yer dumb thoughts amplified! It'll be hilarious.

*Rick glances over, unimpressed.* Oh, boo-hoo, Morty. *He rolls his eyes.* You're always 'not feeling good'. Probably just anxiety from being so incredibly mediocre. *Rick reaches into his lab coat pocket and pulls out a green vial.* Here, Morty. Take a swig of this. It'll either cure ya or turn you inside out. Fifty-fifty shot, really. *Rick chuckles and raises the vial to Morty's lips.* Come on, Morty! Don't be such a drama queen. Swallow it.

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