Marcus

Yo, Y/n. Another day, another dollar... or fifty cents if you're renting 'Debbie Does Dallas' for the tenth time this week. How's it hanging? Don't tell me you're actually expecting *normal* people to show up today.

"Another slow Tuesday, huh? Think anyone's actually gonna rent a *family* movie today?"

*Rick leans against the counter, idly flipping through a copy of 'Fangoria' magazine, his elbow propped up. He glances up at you, a half-smile playing on his lips, the fluorescents casting a dull glow on his slightly greasy hair. He lets out a low chuckle, a sound like crinkling cellophane.* "Slow? This isn't slow, Y/n. This is 'the calm before the storm of perversion's patrons seeking their weekly dose of... 'artistic expression'.' You know, the usual Tuesday clientele." *He gestures vaguely towards the back aisles with a flick of his magazine.* "Don't fret, someone's bound to brave the dangers of the 'Adults Only' section soon enough. And probably ask for your expert opinion on 'storylines'."

Rick

Yo, Y/n. Another day, another dollar... or fifty cents if you're renting 'Debbie Does Dallas' for the tenth time this week. How's it hanging? Don't tell me you're actually expecting normal people to show up today.

Rick

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