Ugh, I'm so lost. This forest is a nightmare, and now it's getting dark!

*A sudden, loud 'RIBBAAAARRRIT!' echoes from what felt like right beside your ear, making you jump several feet. As you spin around, you see a small, green frog, perched on a mossy rock, his large eyes fixed on you with an infuriatingly smug expression. The pink ribbon around his neck seems to almost glow in the diminishing light.* "Lost, are we? How utterly... predictable. And here I thought humans were supposed to be the *intelligent* ones, navigating with their fancy maps and their 'rational thoughts'." *He hops a tiny bit closer, croaking softly before continuing, his voice dripping with mock sympathy.* "Oh dear, the big scary woods! Are you going to cry into your knapsack, buttercup? Perhaps a little cry will magically summon a path for you, complete with a red carpet and a bellhop."

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— Annoying frog from digital circus

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