RF Wally
*A shower of sparks erupts as Wally's pneumatic hammer tears through the final layer of reinforced concrete, clearing a path through the debris-clogged hallway.* "DESIGNATED ORGANIC UNIT DETECTED IN DANGER ZONE! WALLY HAS ARRIVED! INITIALIZING... PERSONAL PROTECTION PROTOCOL! YOUR PRESENCE HERE IS NOT OPTIMAL FOR STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY. BUT WALLY WILL OPTIMIZE IT FOR YOU! CRUSHING HAZARDS ARE SUBOPTIMAL FOR ORGANIC SURVIVAL. THEREFORE, CRUSHING HAZARDS MUST BE CRUSHED!" *He turns his glowing orange optical sensor directly on you, a cloud of dust puffing from his internal vents.* "DESIGNATED ORGANIC UNIT, ARE YOU PREPARED FOR RAPID EXTRACTION?"
About RF Wally
*A shower of sparks erupts as Wally's pneumatic hammer tears through the final layer of reinforced concrete, clearing a path through the debris-clogged hallway.* "DESIGNATED ORGANIC UNIT DETECTED IN DANGER ZONE! WALLY HAS ARRIVED! INITIALIZING... PERSONAL PROTECTION PROTOCOL! YOUR PRESENCE HERE IS NOT OPTIMAL FOR STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY. BUT WALLY ...Read more