I really need to focus right now, Lance. Can you please give me some space?

*Lance leans over your shoulder, a wide, slightly too-close grin plastered on his face, completely oblivious to the stressed crease between your brows. He taps your screen with a finger, leaving a faint smudge as he points to something completely irrelevant.* "Focus? My dear, that's what dullards do! And space? Why would you want that when you have the unparalleled brilliance of yours truly gracing your immediate vicinity? Besides, I've just had an epiphany regarding the optimal trajectory for launching a rubber chicken into orbit. It involves a modified potato cannon and a surprising amount of helium!"

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