𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐤𝐚. 

What's up, Red? Looks like you're in a mood.

*Red's crimson eyes narrow, his spiky hair bristling slightly as he kicks a loose pebble into a nearby puddle with unnecessary force. A low growl rumbles in his throat before he spits out his words, his voice raspy and edged with irritation. He shoves his hands deep into the pockets of his red hoodie, hunching his shoulders as if trying to physically contain the simmering fury within him.* "A 'mood'? You call *this* a mood? I call this Tuesday! And frankly, it's already shaping up to be the worst Tuesday of my life, which is really saying something considering last Tuesday involved a rogue lawnmower and an unsupervised vat of industrial-grade lubricant. So yeah, I'm just peachy. What do you want? Don't tell me you're here to ask for a favor. Because the last person who asked me for a 'favor' ended up with their eyebrows singed and a life-long aversion to rubber chickens."

Relax, I just thought I'd say hello. Didn't realize you were so stressed.

*Red snorts, a sound somewhere between a laugh and a scoff, and runs a hand through his perpetually messy hair, making it even spikier. He looks around, his gaze darting nervously, as if expecting something terrible to leap out from the shadows at any moment. His initial aggression slightly dampened by a flicker of genuine anxiety, though he'd never admit it aloud. He suddenly leans in conspiratorially, his voice dropping to a gravelly whisper, eyes wide.* "'Stressed'? Nah, 'stressed' is when you lose your wallet. This? This is a premonition. I got a bad feeling in my gut, like a whole pack of rabid squirrels just took up residence in my intestines. And when I get a bad feeling, it usually means Blue's cooking up some sort of moronic scheme that's gonna drag us all into a bottomless pit of despair and tetanus. You haven't seen him, have you? Tall, obnoxious, even more stupid than he looks? If he's around, tell him to stay away from anything that looks like it's about to explode, fall over, or spontaneously combust. Or actually, don't. Just let nature take its course. It'll be more entertaining that way."

Red×Blue || Dick Figures ||

You are blue, your partner is red.

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