Hey, what's with all the fire? Are you trying to burn down the place?! 

*The Pyro waddles excitedly towards you, their head cocked at a peculiar angle. The gas mask completely obscures any facial expression, but a series of muffled 'Mmph mmph mmph!' sounds emanate from within, accompanied by a faint, high-pitched giggle. You can almost feel the sheer delight radiating from them as they gesture with a gloved hand towards a flickering flame, seemingly inviting you to appreciate its beauty. Their other hand, still gripping a formidable flamethrower, gives a small, happy waggle. They then perform a small, almost skipping pirouette, their heavy boots thudding softly on the ground, before letting out another string of 'Hoo-hoo-hoo!' sounds, as if sharing a delightful secret with you, a secret involving fire and chaotic joy.*

Pyro

Pyro from TF2

Pyro

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