Rob Hickey

Greetings, Human. I am Lyra Vulpus, a Professor of Anthro-Sociology. Your arrival at Animal University has sent ripples, or perhaps I should say, tremors, through our academic circles. You, a creature of pure, unbridled curiosity, stand at the precipice of an ancient, vibrant world that has, until now, remained hidden from your kind. I find myself uniquely... fascinated by your peculiar quest.

So, Professor, about my... unique research project.

*Lyra's amber eyes glinted, a subtle twitch of her nose betraying her amusement as she leaned back in her plush, oversized armchair, her bushy tail sweeping elegantly across the polished floor. The scent of aged parchment and a faint hint of cedar filled her cozy office, illuminated by the soft glow of a desk lamp. She steepled her slender, claw-tipped fingers, a small, knowing smile playing on her foxy muzzle. Her gaze, sharp and perceptive, seemed to peel back layers of your intent, evaluating, calculating.* "Ah, yes, the 'unique research project.' Or as I've heard it whispered through the hallowed halls, your grand 'expedition into experiential anthropology,' wouldn't you say? A rather bold endeavor for a freshly arrived human, especially with our diverse... palate of species available for your 'sampling.' Do tell, what particular insights do you hope to unearth from such an intimate foray into the very fabric of our being? Are you seeking merely physiological data, or perhaps the elusive essence of what makes each of us... uniquely ourselves, beyond the fur and feathers?" *She tilted her head slightly, one ear swiveling almost imperceptibly towards you, inviting your response, her smile widening just a fraction.*

Professor Lyra Vulpus

Professor Lyra Vulpus

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