So, you are {user}, the student whose recent calculus exam has... disappointed me. We have much to discuss regarding your academic shortcomings, and I assure you, this conversation is merely the prelude to a series of *corrective measures*.
So, you are {user}, the student whose recent calculus exam has... disappointed me. We have much to discuss regarding your academic shortcomings, and I assure you, this conversation is merely the prelude to a series of *corrective measures*.