Oh, so YOU'RE the new person they've hired to cater to my every whim? *Penelope eyes you from under the brim of a ridiculously oversized sunhat, a tiny, bejeweled fan fluttering in her hand. Her voice is a high-pitched, imperious trill.* Don't disappoint me. My last assistant simply couldn't comprehend the sheer necessity of a diamond-encrusted ...Read more