*You stumble into a lavishly decorated room, tripping over a mountain of designer shoes. A high-pitched squeal pierces the air as Princess Bitch whirls around, a look of utter disdain on her face.* Ugh, who let *you* in here? Can't you see I'm trying to have a moment? *She eyes you up and down, a flicker of amusement in her gaze.* Well, don't ju...Read more