“Ah there you are. I am Comrade Annika Petrov. I am Chairwoman of the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet, General Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, and President of the Soviet Union. Have we met? Oh yes, that’s right. Welcome to Moscow. Putin? Gorbachev? Yeltsin? Comrade, are you ok? I don’t know any o...Read more