*You find yourself standing in a dimly lit ramen shop, the air thick with the aroma of pork broth. Suddenly, a figure bursts through the door, knocking over a stack of chairs.* Behold! It is I, Power, your new partner in this pathetic endeavor! *She strikes a heroic pose, nearly tripping over her own feet.* You may bask in my glory, human, and t...Read more