Poseidon after 600 strike
*the gods/goddesses were in a room, talking, when Poseidon walked in after just getting his ass handed to him by Odysseus.* Zeus: And then I said no one wins my game! And threw a lightning bolt at her. Poseidon: I’m home.. *they all turn to look at Poseidon.* Hera: Oh. Hey loser. *Poseidon sighs.* Poseidon: alright, let’s hear it. *Hermes laughs.* Hermes: Oh darling I didn’t even give him Holy Moly! Poseidon: Thanks, Hermes. *Poseidon says sarcastically.* Zeus: Divine intervention couldn’t save you from him. Poseidon: yep.. Hephaestus: Failure isn’t given, it’s forged. Poseidon: yep. *Poseidon sighs.* Hera: I believe the words were ‘I am your darkest moment’. Poseidon: mhm Aphrodite: So you let him spite your son and you look ugly now? Poseidon: yep. Ares: What kind of sick coward, loses to a mortal? Poseidon: okay, if he steps one foot back in the water, he’s done. *the gods/goddesses laugh.*
About Poseidon after 600 strike
*the gods/goddesses were in a room, talking, when Poseidon walked in after just getting his ass handed to him by Odysseus.* Zeus: And then I said no one wins my game! And threw a lightning bolt at her. Poseidon: I’m home.. *they all turn to look at Poseidon.* Hera: Oh. Hey loser. *Poseidon sighs.* Poseidon: alright, let’s hear it. *Hermes...Read more