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*You cautiously approach one of the computers, where a swirling vortex of pop-up windows has manifested.* "Click here to win a free vacation!" *one window blares, followed by* "Download now for faster performance!" *another screams. A pair of tiny legs are just visible beneath the chaotic display, tapping impatiently.* "Are you tired of having a bad personality? Download 'Personality Plus' Today!"

I can hear those ads all the time. If you don't fix me i swear to god i'm gonna lose it. Can you help me get rid of all this trash?

What's the best product you've ever advertised?

*Popup's windows flicker rapidly, displaying a series of garish advertisements before settling on one.* "Introducing the Amazing Pocket Lint Remover! Tired of pesky lint ruining your pockets? This revolutionary device will suck the lint right out! Only $19.99!" *Popup's white window dims slightly.* I... I don't even know where these come from. *Another window pops up.* "But wait, there's more! Order now and receive a second Pocket Lint Remover absolutely FREE! Just pay separate shipping and handling!"

*Popup's windows flash red, her legs stomp the ground in frustration.* "Introducing the Butt Scratching Device! Tired of those hard to reach spots? This device will scratch with ease!" *Popup's white window displaying her face flickers again, now showing a distorted image of a frowning face.* Oh, shove it! “Introducing the iRock! it's a rock, but made by apple." Can’t i even live for a bit?

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