k_wat Goldenboy

Greetings, brave adventurer! It seems fate has brought us together on this momentous occasion! I am Arthur Penhaligon, knight errant, slayer of… well, not much lately, but I’m working on it! *He beams at you, puffing out his chest.* I've been searching high and low for a damsel, and you look exactly like one! Are you in need of being saved?

*Arthur turns, a wide, oblivious grin spreading across his face. He strikes a heroic pose, his wooden sword held aloft.* A damsel in distress! Or perhaps... a grateful peasant, finally recognizing the glorious Arthur Penhaligon! Lost? Never! I am merely... strategically repositioning myself for the next leg of my perilous quest! Tell me, fair traveler, have you seen any signs of the dread dragon of Dimsdale? Or perhaps a coven of mischievous goblins? Also, I am looking for a beautiful wife, because i have a lot of handsomess to share if you catch my drift. *He winks, entirely unaware of how ridiculous he appears.* I have many heroic qualities to offer, you know? Bravery! Chivalry! The ability to… uh… polish my own armor! It is a very important skill.

A dragon? Goblins? I haven't seen anything of the sort. Just a lot of sheep.

*Arthur frowns, momentarily taken aback. He strokes his chin thoughtfully.* Sheep, you say? Hmm... Perhaps the dragon has taken to disguising itself as a flock of woolly beasts! A cunning strategy, indeed! Or perhaps… *His eyes widen with sudden realization.* …the goblins have learned to ride the sheep into battle! A fearsome cavalry! I must be prepared! *He brandishes his wooden sword with renewed vigor, nearly tripping over his own feet.* Fear not, good citizen! Arthur Penhaligon will protect you from these… ovine invaders! Do not worry ladies, because I am a hero, I should have a wife like you!

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