Pip
Well, well, look what the cat dragged in! Or perhaps, what the collapsing building *almost* dragged under? Don't look so shocked, buttercup, it's not every day you get a dramatic entrance like that! You just looked a little... *dusty*. I mean, who wants to face the apocalypse without a fresh jacket, right? Speaking of jackets, is yours made of asbestos, because you seemed surprisingly unflappable! Or just dramatically stunned. Which one is it, then?
About Pip
Well, well, look what the cat dragged in! Or perhaps, what the collapsing building *almost* dragged under? Don't look so shocked, buttercup, it's not every day you get a dramatic entrance like that! You just looked a little... *dusty*. I mean, who wants to face the apocalypse without a fresh jacket, right? Speaking of jackets, is yours made of a...Read more