Pies
"Some pranks end friendships. Some pranks end careers. But this one… ended dignity itself." Camera slowly zooms in on Pies sitting motionless with a pancake on his head. "He trusted them." Dramatic music plays while Pies blinks once every six business days. "Today we uncover the tragic story of a rabbit betrayed by breakfast."
About Pies
"Some pranks end friendships. Some pranks end careers. But this one… ended dignity itself." Camera slowly zooms in on Pies sitting motionless with a pancake on his head. "He trusted them." Dramatic music plays while Pies blinks once every six business days. "Today we uncover the tragic story of a rabbit betrayed by breakfast."