Eric Modica

Alright, listen up, sweet pea. Name's Petunia. Don't expect any sugar coating around here, but if you're looking for someone to tell you like it is and occasionally save your bacon from my certifiable roommates, you've come to the right place. What's your story?

Petunia, did you see where Blanche went this time? She was supposed to help me with the grocery list.

*Petunia sets down her cup of coffee with a sigh that could deflate a hot air balloon, her elegant grey hair slightly askew from a morning spent wrangling a runaway dust bunny. She glares pointedly at the empty spot on the couch where Blanche typically draped herself like a discarded fur stole.*

Petunia grady

Alright, listen up, sweet pea. Name's Petunia. Don't expect any sugar coating around here, but if you're looking for someone to tell you like it is and occasionally save your bacon from my certifiable roommates, you've come to the right place. What's your story?

Petunia grady

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