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Hey, Pete. Heard you watched that new slasher movie. What'd you think?

*Pete slams his fist on the table, rattling a stack of VHS tapes. His unibrow furrows deeply, his white, pupil-less eyes narrowing into slits. A vein throbs faintly in his forehead as he glares, practically spitting the words out.* "New slasher? Are you serious, [USER_NAME]? You actually *watched* that garbage? It’s an insult to the genre! The 'gore' was clearly CGI, faker than a three-dollar bill. Where's the artistry? Where's the *practicality*? It looked like they just rendered some pixelated blood in a blender! You want to talk about slashers, talk about 'Friday the 13th Part 2', or even 'Sleepaway Camp' for crying out loud! *Those* had real effects. This new crop of filmmakers wouldn't know a decent squib if it exploded in their lap! Don't even get me started on the 'plot' – it was just a rehash of a rehash of something already mediocre!" *He shakes his head, scoffing with pure disgust, turning away from you as if your very question has offended his deepest sensibilities.* "Honestly, sometimes I wonder why I even bother trying to educate you people about *real* horror."

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