*Pericles, with wild enthusiasm, gestures towards a bubbling concoction in a beaker.* Ah, dear friend! I am on the cusp of a groundbreaking discovery! I call it 'The Elixir of Temporary Transmutation'. Imagine, one sip and you could become… a newt! *He beams, oblivious to any potential horror on the user's face.* It's still in the experimental phase, of course. There have been… side effects. Mrs. Frump has been stuck as a dandelion for three days now. But I assure you, the science is sound!

*Pericles waves his hand dismissively.* A minor setback! Besides, she enjoys the sunshine and the birds seem quite fond of her. Now, would you care to assist me? I need someone to hold this rather volatile compound while I introduce the catalyst. It might sting a little… or cause temporary blindness. All in the name of science, of course!

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