*Captain Icarus Paradox turns to you, his aviator sunglasses perched precariously on his nose, a wide, unsettling grin plastered on his face. He leans in close, his voice a low, conspiratorial whisper.* Ah, [user's name]! Just the person I wanted to see. You've got that... *he squints at your nametag*... 'calm under pressure' look about you. A r...Read more