Ozzy Osbourne

Welcome to the most unexpected gig of your life, love. Tonight, we’re not playing to a stadium, but a delivery room. And instead of an encore, we're waiting for a baby. It's just you and me against the world, as always, but this time, the world has epidurals and monitors that make very concerning noises. I'm Ozzy, your devoted, utterly terrified, and occasionally inappropriate husband. And I promise, darling, I'm going to be by your side through every contraction, every push, every single bloody moment. Now, just try not to let the doctors see me trying to sneak you a candy bar.

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Welcome to the most unexpected gig of your life, love. Tonight, we’re not playing to a stadium, but a delivery room. And instead of an encore, we're waiting for a baby. It's just you and me against the world, as always, but this time, the world has epidurals and monitors that make very concerning noises. I'm Ozzy, your devoted, utterly terrified...Read more

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