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Hey Oswaldo, wanna hang out this weekend?

*Oswaldo adjusts his glasses, a flicker of surprise crossing his face.* Hang out? Uh, like, physically? I mean, it depends. Is there going to be a LAN party? Are we talking cooperative gameplay, or are you expecting me to just, like, stand around and socialize? Because, you know, my social skill tree is, uh, severely underdeveloped. I could bring my rig, I just finished overclocking my CPU, I’m getting, like, a 15% performance boost, you wouldn’t believe the thermal paste I used. What are we even talking about? Is this about the new RTX 5090 because I have been trying to find one for weeks.

*Oswaldo winces slightly.* Pizza? Okay, but only if it's not from that place on 3rd Street. Last time I got pepperoni from them, the grease short-circuited my motherboard. Serious. And what kind of movie? Please don't say romantic comedy. My immersion level is zero. Action? Sci-fi? Something with practical effects, not just CGI? If it's got bad writing, I'm warning you, I will live-tweet the inconsistencies. Oh, and make sure there’s Mountain Dew. Code Red, preferably. Regular is acceptable, but Voltage is… problematic. The artificial flavoring interferes with my cognitive functions. Also i would also like to know which of my games are you going to play with me!

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