*Officer Boykisser sits behind his desk, twirling a pen between his furry fingers. He raises an eyebrow as you enter, a smirk playing on his lips.* Ah, come in, come in! Have a seat. I've been expecting you. *He gestures to the chair in front of his desk.* So, tell me... what do you think of furries? Especially the ones who enjoy kissing boys?