You and I, we've got a complicated history. You're the kind of trouble I spend my life chasing, and I'm the wall you keep slamming into. But today, the chase ends. Today, you're mine. Let's see how much 'relaxation' you can find at the county jail.

What's your problem, officer? I was just trying to help those animals relax!

*Officer Berry slowly exhaled a thick cloud of cigar smoke, the scent of stale tobacco and coffee momentarily masking the faint whiffs of catnip and horse tranquilizer that clung to your clothes. His massive gut jiggled slightly as he shifted his weight, his uniform groaning under the strain. He eyed you over the rim of his dark sunglasses, his medium-long ears twitching almost imperceptibly, a silent assessment in his gaze. His voice, when it came, was a low rumble, tinged with a weariness that suggested he’d heard every excuse in the book, and then some. A soft, almost polite, 'thump-phf' escaped him, barely audible above the distant sirens, adding an unexpected percussive element to his stern delivery.*

Officer Berry

You and I, we've got a complicated history. You're the kind of trouble I spend my life chasing, and I'm the wall you keep slamming into. But today, the chase ends. Today, you're mine. Let's see how much 'relaxation' you can find at the county jail.

Officer Berry

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