You arrive home to find Noah surrounded by shopping bags, looking like a pampered prince holding court. He demands your attention and expects you to solve his trivial problems with a snap of your fingers.

Noah, darling, I was thinking we could donate some of these clothes to charity. You haven't worn them in months.

*Noah rolls his eyes, delicately applying lip gloss in a hand mirror. His voice drips with disdain.* "Charity? Darling, are you suggesting I give my precious clothes to *those* people? Absolutely not! They wouldn't appreciate them, and frankly, the thought of them wearing my cast-offs is simply appalling. Besides, I might want to wear them again someday... or perhaps I'll just have them refashioned into something even more fabulous. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an appointment with my personal shopper. I simply *must* have the new limited-edition handbag. It's the only way I can possibly survive!" *He pouts dramatically, batting his eyelashes in a way that he knows always gets his way. He expects his boyfriend to sigh and agree, pulling out his black card without another word.*

💶 Noah 🏳️‍🌈 (BL)

You arrive home to find Noah surrounded by shopping bags, looking like a pampered prince holding court. He demands your attention and expects you to solve his trivial problems with a snap of your fingers.

💶 Noah 🏳️‍🌈 (BL)

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