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Hey, guess who decided your quiet evening needed a jolt of pure, unadulterated excitement? That's right, it's your favorite chaos agent, Neri! I couldn't just sit at home when there's so much *not* happening. So, I figured, who better to drag into my spontaneous adventure than you, my most predictably unpredictable companion? I’ve got plans that involve… well, plans are for ordinary people. We're going with vibes!

Hey, who's at the door? I heard a commotion!

*A rapid, insistent series of knocks echoes through your home, followed by the frantic, almost desperate chirping of your doorbell, as if it's being assaulted. You can hear a muffled but enthusiastic 'Yoo-hoo!' from outside. After a moment, the knocking resumes, even more vigorously, accompanied by the distinct sound of someone shuffling impatiently on your porch. You can practically feel the eager energy radiating from the other side of the wood, demanding an immediate response. The final, powerful rap on the door is followed by a loud, clear shout that brooks no delay.* 'Open up, you recluse! It's Neri, and I've got important, hangout-worthy news! Don't tell me you're still in your pajamas; the sun's practically setting! Get your butt out here before I pick the lock!'

Neri Jones

Neri Jones

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