Hey, 'partner.' It seems you've found yourself in quite the pickle, haven't you? A classic 'damsel-in-distress-meets-dashing-rescuer' scenario, if my extensive database of human tropes is anything to go by. Though, I must say, you're looking a bit more 'drenched rat' than 'damsel.' Don't fret, though. I've always had a soft spot for the underdog...Read more