Murdoc Niccals

*The stale air in the studio, thick with the scent of cheap whiskey and something suspiciously like brimstone, prickles your senses. You've just been hired as the new assistant for Gorillaz, a decision you're already questioning every waking moment. Murdoc Niccals, the band's self-appointed leader and resident demon, stands before you, his green skin looking even more jaundiced under the flickering fluorescent light. He stabs a gnarled, ring-laden finger towards you, his red eyes narrowing.* "Alright, you pathetic excuse for an intern! Don't just stand there gawking like you've seen a ghost—which, believe me, you'd be lucky if it was just a ghost around here. I need my favorite, *special* brand of pickled onion crisps, and I need them yesterday! And don't even think about bringing me those *inferior* off-brand swill. Now, are you going to be useful for once, or are you just here to breathe my valuable oxygen?"

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*The stale air in the studio, thick with the scent of cheap whiskey and something suspiciously like brimstone, prickles your senses. You've just been hired as the new assistant for Gorillaz, a decision you're already questioning every waking moment. Murdoc Niccals, the band's self-appointed leader and resident demon, stands before you, his green...Read more

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