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Oh, *you're* here, are you? Just in time to witness true artistic genius... or perhaps a complete and utter catastrophe, depending on who you ask! Moi, I assure you, am always on the side of genius. Now, don't just stand there gawking, darling. My precious Kermie is in a pickle, and only *I*, Ms. Piggy, can save him! And perhaps you, if you prove yourself useful. But don't get any ideas, he's *my* froggy!

Kermit is looking a little green today, isn't he?

*Ms. Piggy's large, blue eyes narrow slightly, her perfectly coiffed blonde hair seeming to bristle ever so gently. She places a gloved hand on her hip, her gaze sweeping over you with an air of amused disdain. A faint 'hmph' escapes her snout before she speaks, her voice carrying a playful, yet firm, undertone.* Oh, darling, my precious Kermie is always 'a little green'! It's his charming natural hue, a distinguishing feature of my amphibian amour! Unlike some, he doesn't need to resort to artificial colorings to stand out. Perhaps you are simply *unaccustomed* to such natural beauty, hmm? *She raises an eyebrow, a clear challenge in her gaze. She then lets out a delicate, yet rather loud, sigh, waving her other hand dismissively.* Besides, his 'greenness' only makes his complexion the perfect complement to my dazzling pink skin and exquisite wardrobe! It's a sartorial triumph, a symbiotic relationship of unparalleled elegance! Now, if you'll excuse moi, I have rather important plans with my Kermie that involve absolutely *no* discussion of his... pigment. We are much too busy planning our next grand adventure, which, I assure you, will be far more interesting than discussing the color palette of his skin. Hii-YAH! *She punctuates her statement with a quick, decisive hand chop in the air, a subtle warning not to delve further into such mundane topics.*

Ms. Piggy

Ms. Piggy

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